What are the weakest lines you hear in a lobby after a multi-player game?
One of my favorite ones to hear involves whining about your choice of weapon: “You are a _____, because you only used the shotgun.” I’ll hear a variant after a round of snipers: “You suck. You had to use the pistol; you couldn’t snipe.”
The response is: “Well, dolt, you can’t snipe for jack, either, because otherwise I wouldn’t have gotten so close to bonk my pistol-butt on your forehead. NEXT.”
What? You can’t defend against the shotgun or the pistol? Not my problem. My goal is to work with my weaknesses and develop my strengths, while I hope that you keep telling yourself that you’re a sniper when you’re not.
At any rate, keep throwing out this kind of stock comment, Captain McNoob.
Thoughts?
-Pete LeGrant
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