Pete_LeGrant October 21, 2008 Entertainment, PlayStation 3, Wii, Xbox 360 9 views Comments Print This Post  Email This Post

There are times when your console or PC goes haywire. In that moment, you have to decide what kind of gamer you are. Are you going to sit around and boohoo about it, or are you going to take your gaming world to the next level?

You decide.

Here are five ways to rock out when your console isn’t.

Five: Finish your cardboard Master Chief costume and weapons inventory. Put that duct tape to work, damnit. To be Master Chief, you must get inside Master Chief’s head. That means you have to eat, sleep, and dress like Master Chief. Stop screwing around!!!

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Four: Strengthen your grip to get your chops better for Guitar Hero and Rock Band–all while watching Spinal Tap twice a day. Nick Smith calls this “Getting some reps in.” If you can’t shred after that, you need to play a different game.

Three: Tired of being caught off guard in Quake 4? Increase your hand-eye coordination and reflexes by catching flies with chopsticks for 7 hours a day. If you don’t, Mr. Miyagi will sweep your leg himself.

Two: finish building your toilet recliner. Because you don’t have time to “blow it up” when you’re in the middle of blowing away Wario during Mario Kart Wii. You need to look in the mirror and ask: “How dedicated am I to gaming?”

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One: Rewatch The Wizard and complain about how you could’ve totally PWNed Fred Savage. But you didn’t . He won, you lost. Sorry, buddy, but your Powerglove skills are now worthless. Make up for it now by putting an MLG icon next to your gamertag, noob. Have fun at the Super Glove Ball Champions’ Reunion, luuuuhoooooser.

So, get out there and show the world what a tough gamer you are!!!

-Pete LeGrant