PWNorDIE January 9, 2009 PWNage 760 views Comments Print This Post  Email This Post

SUMMARY: After promising our field researchers a hefty reward, they agreed to speak to users of the Juggernaut perk in COD:WAW (Call of Duty: World at War) and to ask them about their favorite things. We surveyed 1,275,957 Juggernauts on COD:WAW in the post-game lobby of Team Deathmatch.

• At first, no discernible pattern emerged from our data, but we are now convinced that our experiment shows that Juggernauts are strongly drawn towards a life of convenience.
• Despite the average age of the Juggernaut (22 years old), 11% responded with “Chunky crayons” as their favorite object.
• Only 3% mentioned Kotaku, a figure much lower than anticipated.
• When asked what kind of fluid these Juggernauts like in their sippy cups, nearly all responded, “Apple juice.”