Pete_LeGrant September 1, 2009 Entertainment, Features 125 views Comments Print This Post  Email This Post

5. New Video Game Designed To Have No Influence On Kids’ Behavior

“With Stacker, the player interacts with an environment full of boxes—lightweight, uniformly brown boxes with rounded corners—and uses diligence and repetitive hard work to complete his mission,” said Doug Benzies, Stacker’s chief developer. “We’re confident that the new ‘reluctantly interactive’ content engine we designed will prevent any excitement or emotional involvement, inappropriate or otherwise, on the part of the player.”

4. Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

“Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they’ll really need in the End Times.”

3.Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

“Experts say Close Range sets a new standard for first-person shooter games with its vivid graphics and endless stream of exploding faces.”

2. Lesser-Known Sports Video Games

“Hans Gripley Jr.’s Unlicensed Baseball ‘98″

1. Video-Game Character Wondering Why Heartless God Always Chooses ‘Continue’

“Solid Snake does not know why God deems it necessary for him to endlessly repeat his mission…”

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