Top Features Wanted by Juggernauts for Modern Warfare 2
Pete_LeGrant
October 12, 2009
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Our top-notch research scientists here at PWNorDIE.com sacrificed what would have been many hours of playing Halo: ODST, instead researching extensively those features that Juggernauts would like to see the most in the multiplayer gameplay of Activision/Infinity Ward’s upcoming release, Modern Warfare 2. (The game drops in early November 2009.) In what follows, we discuss the findings and their significance. We surveyed 7,884,944 Juggernauts who currently play Call of Duty: World at War and Call of Duty 4. Our results, which are completely reliable, are shown in the pie graph below.
The overwhelming majority of Juggernauts wanted to see “Permanent Invincibility” added to the game. These gamers thought that the game would be much more enjoyable for them if they simply never died.
The next biggest share went to “Nuclear carpet-bombing.” From what our researchers could gather, the main idea here is that the player could carpet bomb the entire map with nuclear warheads, thus completely killing the other team and keeping them from respawning for 6,000 years. However, they also wanted “nuclear immunity” for themselves. (It is unclear whether Juggernauts wanted “nuclear immunity” for the rest of their own teams.)
Fairly close in popularity were the “timeouts” and “redos” features. One Juggernaut research subject said that gameplay would be “happy fun yay yay” if the Juggernaut could pause the entire multiplayer game at will and restart it. Another Juggernaut added that the ability to redo a one-on-one encounter could “really help make MW2 super-rockin’.”
Our scientists are not sure what differences there are supposed to be between Permanent Invincibility (discussed above) and “super-mega-ultra-juggernaut” (if any), but 9% of Juggernauts surveyed said that that would be “tight” if “super-mega-ultra-juggernaut” were added to MW2.
7 percent of those Juggernauts surveyed wanted “Mama” to be added to Modern Warfare 2. When asked to elaborate on what the “Mama” feature was supposed to be, many simply stuck their thumbs in their mouth or (according to some researchers) simply “threw a temper tantrum.”
Infinity Ward could not be reached for comment on our findings.
Make sure to see our other articles on the Call of Duty series at the links just below.
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