Pete_LeGrant October 24, 2009 Entertainment 7,486 views Comments Print This Post  Email This Post

WASHINGTON, DC. Today former Vice President Dick Cheney continued his attacks on President Barack Obama. Cheney has been rather critical in the last few weeks concerning the fact that Obama has not yet made a decision on the new military strategy for the war in Afghanstan, which started in 2001 during Bush and Cheney’s first term in the White House.

This morning, during his daily shuffleboard game,  Cheney had this to say to reporters:

Infinity Ward is about to release Modern Warfare 2 on November 10th. That game is gonna be sick. Did you see that trailer they put out?   The one in which the White House is on fire and Washington D.C. is in ruins? Oh, shit. A noob like Barack Obama will crap his pants at such a sight. Obama should stick to Peggle. W [George W. Bush] and I are going to rock out the campaign for Modern Warfare 2 on Veteran difficulty. We’ll have D.C. cleaned up by November 11th.

Before heading off for a quick adult-diaper change, Cheney quickly added: “W and I also pwn on multiplayer on COD4 and World at War. While I’m at it, tell that cheating asshole, Joe Biden, to stop using a modded controller and to move out of his mom’s basement.”