Worst Gamertag of the Day: XxD3ATHD3Al3RxX
Yo, “Death Dealer.” I hate everything about this gamertag. All the xs suck, the 3s suck, and the lowercase l in the middle of all the other caps as well as the tough-guy theme make this one of the shittiest gamertags in the gaming world.
What’s even worse is that the tag’s owner claims to be a NYPD “D-TEC.” I doubt it. A detective couldn’t possibly have such a piss-poor worn-out gamertag. This gamer is probably about 15 years old and is experiencing the voice cracks right about now.
Runner up: xxBABYKILLER34. Puketacular. More tough-boy posturing. Nothing more to say.
Best Gamertag of the Day: OfficialPizza
Fairly mild/tame, but it beat the shit out of everything else that was in my “recent encounters” list. At least it doesn’t discuss muffins.
I’m just wondering, for what is it the official pizza? NASCAR? NBA? YMCA? All fairly ridiculous and awesome at the same time. Or maybe you can spin it as one of those bizarre communist administrative positions, faily close to “Chairman Mao.” As usual, I’m making shit up. “But, gamertags always involve interpretation.” Oh, shut the fuck up.
OfficialPizza, you’re the Gamertag o’ the Day. You’ve won a free beatdown in Modern Warfare 2 from the boys at PWNorDIE.com. Hit us up to collect.