The latest issue of Game Informer features an exclusive story on L.A. Noire, and uncovers much of the mystery that has surrounded the Team Bondi published by Rockstar Games. As a follow to this article, Game Informer has gotten five more screenshots of the game. Go here to see them.
Capcom‘s sleuthing game for Nintendo DS, Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth is now available at retailers nationwide. This offering is the latest in the series, and the first starring former supporting character Miles Edgeworth.
Ace Attorney INVESTIGATIONS: Miles Edgeworth sheds light on the other side of the judicial system by bringing a whole new gameplay dynamic to the world of Ace Attorney. By using Nintendo DS touch pad capabilities, users will guide Miles Edgeworth through various locations, examine and analyze clues, work directly with characters on the scene, find contradictions in suspect statements, and get to the truth by presenting decisive evidence. Miles Edgeworth can also make use of the all-new “Logic” system, in which he chooses two pieces of information out of the various pieces he has collected and “combines” them to discover new information. Ace Attorney INVESTIGATIONS: Miles Edgeworth features several lengthy, interrelated episodes that will require players to use deductive reasoning to assist Miles Edgeworth in cracking the case.
More Ace Attorney info can be found at http://www.ace-attorney.com.
******WARNING AND DISCLAIMER: the below description is not for sensitive viewers. It involves strong language. The views expressed below are not those of PWNorDIE.com, but are mere reports of the views of the BAMF clan.
Initial reports delivered news of the BAMF clan having been defeated 18 times in a row last night by “shitty noobs.” The BAMF clan (“Bad Ass MotherFuckers”) are generally regarded as being impossible to defeat in Modern Warfare 2. A “noob” is defined as “someone who is unfamiliar with a game.” A “shitty noob” is noob that is extremely unfamiliar with a game.
Over the course of the 18 games, their opponents outscored the BAMF clan by 674 more kills.
We at PWNorDIE today directly received exclusive first-person reports from members of the BAMF clan that tell of their amazing defeat.
The BAMF clan described their opponents as “pre-puber, retarded, idiotic, moronic, douchebag, scumbag, gay, 9-year-old, 8-year-old, 11-year-old, stupid, Mexican, Jewish, black, Madagascarian, poor, deformed, white trash, little-boy, rich-boy, little-girl, over-educated shitty noobs who used the care-package glitch and the Javelin glitch to cheat to win 18 games in a row.”
When we pointed out to the BAMF clan members that the javelin glitch had been fixed long ago and that, as of last Friday, the care-package glitch had been patched, the BAMF clan simply simply responded, “They still suck. Tell them to snap their game discs in half. They’re no good at Modern Warfare 2.”
We are a little late on this one, but if you played Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox 360 on Friday or since, you downloaded an update for the game. PC and Playstation 3 owners have already gotten this update.
The patch has apparently fixed these problems:
-Care Package, Emergency Airdrop, and Sentry Gun grenades sprint speed is now normal
-Infinite Care Package Glitch fixed
-Improved placement detection for sentry guns
-Bling Model 1887 Shotguns with akimbo and FMJ has the same range and damage as non-bling Model 1887s
-Various experience hacks have been fixed
So when is the downloadable content promised at X10 coming out?
I’ve never considered the possibility of such a rivalry. Well, PopCap has forced me to meditate seriously upon the outcome of a battle between plants and zombies. I thought beetles would be the natural enemy, but what do I know?
This battle is now headed to iPhone and iPod Touch. Here’s what they have to say:
Featuring non-stop comedic action throughout 50 infinitely replayable levels, Plants vs. Zombies challenges you to defend your house from encroaching zombies striving to reach your front door to eat your brains. Choose from an ever-increasing assortment of specialized, zombie-battling plants to slow down, confuse, weaken and ultimately destroy the vegetation-munching undead before they can traverse your yard and reach your front door. Thoughtful selection of plants, frantic use of resources, and clever planting/placement decisions are key to overcoming more than two dozen different kinds of zombies, each with its own combination of “skills” and behaviors. Additional obstacles and challenges in later levels include the setting of the sun (complete with a set of defensive mushrooms which are only usable at night), a creeping fog, and even a swimming pool where the aquatic zombies make their approach!
Who knew these battles would be so complex?
Features of Plants vs. Zombies for the iPhone and iPod touch include:
- The Quick Play Arena allows easy replay of any level after completing the 50 levels in Adventure mode
-More than a dozen achievements to reward successful completion of in-game challenges
-More than four dozen plants, from cherry bombs and peashooters to melon-pults, wall-nuts and sunflowers
-Dozens of different zombie types, including back-from-the-dead miners, businessmen, football players, and even a zombie bobsled team
-Suburban almanac tracks your progress and provides vital stats on plant and zombie types
-Crazy Dave’s trunk-o’-the-car shop where you can purchase new plants, power-ups, and other zombie-exterminating tools
-New fluid animation technology creates even more visually appealing plants and zippier zombies
-11 original musical pieces that mirror the increasing intensity of the gameplay