Chances are, your gamertag makes me wanna blow chunks all over myself. It’s the Gamertags of the Day.

Bungie announces the latest addition to the Halo universe, and a new leading character is unveiled.

America’s conspiracy theorists and total skeptics announced today that they have found that Nintendo’s Wii Fit actually makes you fatter, not thinner.

Initial reports delivered news of the BAMF clan having been defeated 18 times in a row last night by “shitty noobs.” The BAMF clan (”Bad Ass MotherFuckers”) are generally regarded as being impossible to defeat in Modern Warfare 2.

The bullshit in the universe of gamertags continues to pile up so fast that you need wings to stay above it. Don’t take my word for it. See for yourself.

The kicks to the junk go on and on…. It’s the gamertags of the day.

Our scientists at PWNorDIE.com have been extremely busy over the last few years collecting data concerning our hypothesis. Our initial hypothesis was that a small percentage (5-7%) of hardcore video gamers is homosexual. We also sought to study these homosexual gamers’ online interactions with straight gamers.

As we continued our polls, however, our scientists had the growing suspicion that a broader, more significant hypothesis was needed. The new hypothesis became: anything related to video games or video gaming is gay.

–Naperville, IL. A local caucasian teen is worried that a “black dude” at his high school might recognize Jensen’s voice from playing video games XBOX Live.

Your gamertag is wittier than these. Seriously. It’s because you’re so smart. Check ‘em out.

It’s the Gamertags of the Day. Pretty self-explanatory.